The BEAST

This is our transportation for the next few days.  A few specs....
HP: not enough, fully loaded trucks pass this diesel going up hill
GEARS: 6 and badly geared, continuous shifting required to maintain forward motion
0 to 100 KPH: 45 seconds going downhill
PASSENGERS: I think we can fit at least 15 aboard, the family is comfortable
SUSPENSION: Mushy and tippy
LENGTH: Long enough not to fit in any parking space
HEIGHT: Too high to fit in any parking garage
WIDTH: 2 inches wider than streets in Granada Center
PARKING BRAKE: Not required since this beast can't be parked